Not so "Happy Endings"

 A. Elizabeth and Jeffery meet at a young age. They eventually get married and have kids. Elizabeth likes horses and Jeffery knows it. Their kids are very smart. After they get married they go on to have successful careers. The retire at a young age and enjoy each others company. Their sex life goes well late into their lives because science allows it to. Eventually they die.
B. Elizabeth and Jeffery are long time childhood friends whose passions for one another have always been secretive but obvious. Since they were young children they have always been together. As they grew older they began to realize that they were both in love. One day, Jeffery professed his love to Elizabeth and from then on they were inseparable.
   Elizabeth had always had a profound love for horses. Jeffery, indifferent to her love of an equestrian lifestyle, saved as much money as he could to buy her a house with a large field for a horse to roam around. Jeffery surprised her on her birthday and in a moment of romantic fever he proposed to her. She could not say no. Her eyes teared up with joy and she accepted without hesitation.
   Jeff and Elizabeth had three children who were outstanding young students. Amanda, the oldest, became a criminal defense lawyer who protected the weak from wealthy tyrants. Alex, the smartest of the siblings, became a famous bio-engineer and invented the first eco-friendly car that was affordable for the masses. Lastly, Andrew, the youngest, became a professor at Harvard following his oldest sibling into the law field.
  Both Elizabeth and Jeffery retired at a young age and lived well for the rest of their lives. Their children frequently visited their home even when they had children themselves. When Elizabeth fell ill late in her life, Jeffery was at her bedside. When Elizabeth eventually died, Jeffery had a small funeral and laid her in her final resting place as gently as he once held her. Soon thereafter, Jeffery passed away as well at a ripe old age.
 C. Elizabeth loves horses and wants her longtime boyfriend Jeffery to buy her a horse for her birthday. Jeffery believes that horses are for betting on, not having at their homes. He thinks that having a horse would ruin their lives because horses smell terribly and Elizabeth would spend more time on the horses than taking care of his needs.
   Jeffery is obsessed with having children. All of his friends know that he is a sexist bastard and that the woman that married him would have an awful life. Jeffery spends most of his days in the pub after work. He'd rather watch sports and get drunk in a bar than remember to take his wife out on a birthday dinner. Most of his friends say that Elizabeth would be treated more like one of her horses than like a deserving wife.
  Jeffery and Elizabeth get married and have a terrible life. Their sex life seems more out of obligation than true desire. Elizabeth finally musters up the strength to tell Jeffery off and they get divorced. After the divorce they go their seperate ways and never see one another again.
D. Jeffery and Elizabeth are long time friends whose passions for one another are well known throughout school. One day, another kid named Vincent try's to intervene in Jeff and Elizabeth's relationship. Jeffery hates Vincent with sincere passion. He has hated him ever since kindergarten. One day Vincent pushes Jeff down the stairs at school while no one was looking. Jeffery hit his head against the wall so hard that it knocked him out cold. When he regained his wits, he was in the nurses office with all the nurses and teachers checking in on him. From the window he could see Vincent trying to get Elizabeth to kiss him. He was furious.
The next day Jeffery went to school with vengence on his mind. At the first chance he got he was going to knock Vincent out. As they were going down the stairs to recess, Jeffery kicked Vincent in the back and he slammed into the wall and was immediately knocked out. Blood began to pour from his head and he convulsed on the floor. A teacher saw what happened and brought Jeffery down to the office. As he waited in the office news came around that Vincent had died.
Jeffery spent the rest of his life in and out of prison. For the rest of his life he wondered what would have happened if he did not do anything and remained calm. He never saw Elizabeth again. Elizabeth ended up marrying Vincent's older brother Derek who she had met at Vincent's funeral. They had a wonderful life. Jeffery did not. He ended up being the female in a prison relationship with his cellmate Bubba.
E. Jeffery and Elizabeth had known each other for a long time before they got married. Elizabeth was a temperamental woman who abused Jeffery's timidness for her benefit. Jeffery worked long hours in the office while Elizabeth stayed at home all day watching midday television. Jeffery had to hire a maid because Elizabeth refused to do any work. Elizabeth loved horses and Jeffery bought her one. But it turned out only to be a phase and Jeffery had to swallow the financial burden of buying an animal. Jeffery's life was not going well.
  Their sex life was odd at best. From outside the door it would sound as if they were in the midst of the most passionate, romantic, and epic sex that two people have ever had. When in reality, it was the most abusive, repugnant, and disturbing scene a set of eyes had ever witnessed. Jeffery was very shy and never said much, whereas Elizabeth was vocal and nearly violent in their "love making". Eventually Elizabeth got pregnant.
  Their lone child Brad became a snobby brat. Elizabeth taught him no work ethic and showed him how to be successfully lazy. When Jeffery tried to show Brad how to do the right things, work ethic, and respect, Elizabeth would slap Jeff and force him to leave. Brad ended up killing himself later in life because he was indicted on tax evasion.
  Jeffery never divorced Elizabeth. He just sucked it up and went along in life. Elizabeth died before Jeffery and he felt as if the chains of slavery were released from his ankles. His enjoyment of freedom was brief as he was an old man by this point. He died a sad, lonely man, never seeing more in the world than the next town over.
F. Elizabeth and Jeffery were long time friends who eventually got married. Elizabeth loved horses and wanted to show Jeffery how to ride. At first, Jeffery was clumsy and consistently fell off the horse and into the mud/ Elizabeth thought it was cute. But Jeffery persisted and eventually became a skilled rider like Elizabeth. They rode horses for a long time until Jeffery had a bright idea and wanted to enter a race.
  Elizabeth only liked riding horses for fun and never really thought about racing a horse for money. She saw no harm in trying and she was just glad that Jeffery had taken such an interest in one of her hobbies. Both Jeffery and Elizabeth entered a race together and finished first and second place, Elizabeth had one. After that they both became excellent riders and raced horses on the worlds largest stage, the Kentucky Derby.
   Elizabeth became the first female jockey to win the Derby and eventually Jeffery won one as well. They gained much fame and notoriety for being the married couple who dominated the sport of horse racing. Eventually they retired with millions of dollars and pursued raising a family as well as they had raced horses.
   They raised two children who learned how to ride and became successful horse racers as well. Eventually Elizabeth and Jeffery opened up one of their own equestrian facilities. Their final years together were relaxing and pleasant. They both lived lives of a fame and fortune. This one, is most similar to B.